Sex Debt

I ran across an ad earlier while searching for an apartment, basically offering a place to stay in return for sex (A man, unfortunately, so not quite up my alley...). That got me thinking, what happens when you get behind on the rent? Like, do you accrue a sex debt that grows gradually larger, and must be paid off in installments? Can you have a sex mortgage? I imagine the landlord bursting through the door yelling "RENT'S DUE!" or maybe putting a whole new spin on the age-old conversation between a pestering landlord and a renter in default.

Then, what happens when you go to debter's prison? Like, I imagine you'd want to get there, as you'd potentially be raped less.

2 Remarks:

Ender2010 said...

Duh of course you gain sex debt, i imagine each time you add more, thats one more time you have to do something you really dont want to lol

red_herring said...

How much sex debt can you accrue though before you go into sex default? If you're borrowing against your house, how does sex foreclosure work? Can someone buy you out of your mortgage with a huge orgy with paid performers, or does it have to be from one person to another on behalf of the bank? And who would be that person? Nice job, collecting all the sex payments.

...or a horrible job...