Last Night

I'm on my way to my last final right now at 830, and I must reflect on last night. After failing my math final, I went back to the dorms and got fucking crunk with my roommate and some friends. Then we went on a night hike (we have been doing that a lot). I sobered up, then at like 1230 I got drunk again with some different housemates. This girl katie is a blackbelt, and I told her about the legendary plastic knife fights in slo, so she really wanted to try it. We could not find any knives which is a good thing, since she's like 6'1" and would have killed me. At about 330 I stumble up to my bedroom, but find this girl passed out on the floor, she was to heavy to move even with my drunk superhero strenghth. I found some soberish people to help me move her, and she started puking everywhere family guy style. I said fuck it, and went to bed. I could not sleep, so I watched a documentery about pterydactyals (misspelled I know, jake) but some girls from another house wanted to go on a hike. So I went on another hike till about 430 when I got in. Thomas Campbell transformed into Vomas Campbell, anbd was puking over the edge of his bunk till 530 or 6, his girlfriend telling him to get out uf the bed the whole time lol. I woke up at 8 for my 9am final, found toms gf on the floor, gave her my blanket and pillow, told her she could use my bed (I don't need it anymore) and went to get breakfast. Now I'm super exhausted gonna take a final and drive to la. Thank god for java monsters.