Bleed

We've got a bleeder here! So I just woke up to take a piss, and I looked in the mirrior. As I look up I notice this red strip running down my pecs. Upon closer inspection I realize that its going from my chin all the way down below my nipple. What the fuck. I grab a paper towel and wipe the blood away, and it just keeps comming. I have a small very deep cut on my left pec. Of course at 3 in the morning some one walks into the bathroom and I have to explain what's going on. I ask him for a bandaid he dosent have any. I go back to my room and check my bed, no blood. Well that's a relif. I make a bandaid out of scotch tape and a paper towel, man that's going to hurt when I pull it ouyt of my chest hair tomm. Now, I've been in bed for the past few hours what the fuck cut me, and so deep its not like I poped a pimple or something. Well I suppose that's a mystery that will never be solved.