Seriously. Fucking LOL, dude. Ass-kickingest president ever. Apparently he was reading a friend's play or something. I don't know the details, but if scuttlebutt is to be believed this is in fact real.

I had no idea that EVE was so awesome. I don't know how the game works, really, but this whole IRL espionage thing, getting together to take over an e-freaking-normous in-game world sounds like positively heaps of fun. Plus, look at those graphics! Guess I've been pretty out of the loop when it comes to MMOs. Frankly, if it really looks that good I'm stunned it's not unbelievably popular.

I really, really, really want to get this game!

'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

I need to know how to program the HDD to do that.

Hdds: Darth Vader's Theme Played on a Hard Drive is Dorkarificrue

Retromodo: Nintendo Service Training Video Explains that All Customers Are Idiots, Even Celebrities

I agree with most of the gripes, except getting rid of the Qwerty keyboard..

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Yeah, who read $10 laptop and thought, "I'll sell you my shoe, slightly used, for $50."

Sakshat Laptop: India's $10 'Laptop' Basically a Big, Dumb Joke

Google Hits a Deer

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You know how sometimes when you're watching a movie, you just have to pause it, you're laughing too hard? I just did that, only to find it had been only a minute and a half since my last pause. I have nearly urinated from laughing so hard like five times, and I'm about twenty minutes into the movie.

I hate it when people talk about foreign things and they make them out to be all like sacred and shit, when they're really quite mundane. Like, just because it originates in a foreign country, it's this incredible ancient tradition that we lowly life forms can only hope to accomplish in the next thousand years. Here's a couple examples:

fish printing: What really set this rant off is reading about this dude who's all into the "Ancient Japanese Art" of dipping your fish in ink and making a print of them on paper. Naturally, it has be all in caps. Now I'll admit, it does look pretty badass when you've got a big print of a salmon or something on your wall, looking all fishy. But the thing is, THIS DUDE DIDN'T EVEN CATCH THE FISH! He acts like the fucking print is the point, like it's an art form in and of itself, but that completely discounts the fact that they didn't have photography in the olden days of Feudal Japan. It's like talking about the Ancient Art of Having your Buddy Hold Up Your Fish to Take a Picture. How retarded would that sound?

Calligraphy: Once again, looks badass. Once again, pretty practical. Chinese characters are a fucking bitch to learn. Seriously, it's ridiculous. You use the brushes, you fucking practice a lot, or you're not gonna learn. Especially true in olden days.

"traditional" making of objects: Of course, for certain things, the personal touch really does make a difference. Amish furniture, gourmet food, all that. But when it comes to paper and leather and clothing, I'm gonna come right out and say it: The worst, WORST shit you buy at Wal-Mart is orders of magnitude better than old-timey stuff. I especially like these hippy fucks, supported by Yuppie fucks, who are just so proud of keeping a dead (for a reason) craft alive. You pulp up the wood, and you mash it flat. I think we can figure it out if there's an apocalypse.

Of course, it's especially bad when it comes to Asian countries, which ties into my well-established hate for Vague Asian Spirituality. Still, we can find examples of such douchebaggery in our everyday lives. I just hope to avoid catastrophic high blood pressure long enough to see it gone.

PS: according to FireFox, Douchebaggery is a word. Awesome.

You don't look like Jonah Hill. You look a lot better than Jonah Hill or that Pineapple Express guy. Plus, your beard is nicer and much more manly than either of theirs. Not trying to do the bromance or anything, just the jonah hill thing has kind of been bothering me lately.

Japan: Japanese Police Use Mii Avatar Wanted Poster To Hunt Down Hit and Run Suspect

Sees Goatse in this image?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/dxfdwr

The other photo was with the G1

So I've been kind of eating a great deal less since I moved out of my Aunt's house, and I have to say, shit tastes MUCH better for some reason. Like, everything is delicious, yet I'm not overeating. It's a little weird. Today I went to Mimi's Cafe with my mom, and I usually kind of dislike their food, but it was like OMG delicious today. Bizarre.

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Prank of the Year: Comcast Tucson Airs Graphic Porn During Super Bowl (NSFW)

I need a ruling, this sounds too crazy to be true.. What are your thoughts, guys?

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Fail.